Kyle: Answer me!! *Slaps his fist loudly*
Me: . . .Yes! I’m calling them!
Kyle: What are they saying?! What the Hell are they saying?! *Another slap*
Me: . . .Waaaah. . .
*Hang up*
Alex: Oh my God, dudes! You actually did it!
Kyle: Are we going to Hell now?
Me: In a handbasket.
Kyle: *Chuckling* Awesome, you guys!



We were midway through “1996”, the 13th track of Antichrist Superstar, when we pulled into Kyle’s driveway.

“You want your CD?” I asked him.

“No, you listen to it tonight,” he told me as he unbuckled his seatbelt and opened the door.

He stepped out, paused for a second and turned around and said to me “By the way, thanks for being my second home.”

Matt Perry
Happy Families
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