It occurred subtly over
The Cremlin and Coffee.
That one so close
Would be the one with baked hamsters.
Raven haired…true.
Ruby lips…true.
But sparks don't fly from her fingertips.
Pearly white, glistening smile,
Kind eyes with fine
Crinkles appearing at corners.
She wears pants from the
Sound of Music curtains.
Willowy and flowing
With lace trimmed blouses
Baked hamsters? What?
The look of a woman who
Lives in a world
Where toilets never break
And always flush themselves
Would never purposely or accidentally
Bake a hamster.